We spend a lot of time in the Church celebrating Christmas and Easter. Why not, it’s like Christianity’s Super Bowl twice a year. Lots of people only come in those days, the Chreasters or Cafeteria Christians. You know how the gym is at New Years? All these people you have never seen before sweating all over your equipment, there is no where to park and forget showing up late. Same thing happens at Church, except for more “Christiany” and I mean you can get really upset. It is not some guy working off his Dad Bod, it’s someone else getting to hear the good news about a personal relationship with Jesus. So I guess we should be a little more forgiving, and say some extra prayers that whatever they are looking for they mind find it on that day. As long as they do not take my seat.
The Deacon Speaks

Running is good for you. Most of the time. It is finally warm out again in the northeast. It is time to get out there and run. It is one of the quickest way to exercise. I work long hours and have 2 children so I do not have much time to exercise. So I run. Pollen has been quite high. Today my nose was running faster than my legs. My wife likes her eggs runny. I need Flonase for my runny nose. At least I do not have runny bowels. Run for your lives.
The Doc is In

When patients come in with foot swelling. And they have never had it before I feel like I get to be the one playing a game. I blurt out foods. Like the Deacon does with answers to questions when we play a game.
Did you have Chinese? That will always do it. Or was it Dollar Dog night? If you took down over 7 one dollar dogs your ankles may swell a little. If it looks like your socks used to fit and that now your feet are wearing a size Schmedium type sock then you may have overdone it with the salt. This may be a generational thing. My father in law starts to put salt on things before he has even tasted his food. And he is still alive. We love you Pa-Pa.
But on this upcoming Monday after Easter dinner do not call me. It was the Ham. How much did you eat? It is the reason you have swollen legs. Put them up and drink some water. I blame Jesus and the Ham. Do not get me started on Peeps.
Happy Easter
The Doc is In

Diarrhea never comes at the right time. You have never planned for diarrhea. No one wants to have diarrhea unless they are trying to hide from their children. It is one of those things that does not discriminate. It happens to all of us. Most diarrhea is due to viruses. The most common are called rotavirus and norovirus. If you get watery stools and diarrhea has arrived there are some things that you can do. Take 2 immodium and do what you can to stay hydrated. I recommend drinking water or an electrolyte solution. Popsicles for the kids. But watch out for red flags. These are the reasons to contact your physician right away. Blood in your stool or the inability to stay hydrated or diarrhea lasting longer than 48 hours or recent antibiotic use. Say yes to immodium and no to diarrhea.
The Doc is In

I have sad news. My work wife of 5 years has decided to leave me. For what she thinks will be greener pastures. This leads me to many questions – Why would she leave? What could I have done different? Is it wrong to start looking for a new work wife before my current one has officially left? I caught myself coveting my partner’s work wife. I almost feel bad that I have a new one in my sights while my old one is still here. Deacon – Would you call this a sin? It is like internet dating. She left me yet I feel like I am the one cheating. I have been looking at resumes. Swiping left on some and right on others. After finding out my work wife was leaving it made me have an intense conversation with my actual wife where I explained to her that I need her. I cannot lose another wife. Especially a real one. Especially since she has more blogs to write.
The Doc is In